New Jersey & You: Perfect Together

if you love chrome on your acura, venereal disease, punching people in the face and frosting your tips. Honestly, I love New Jersey because America has mistakenly thought it to be the breeding grounds for (rich) white trash. Strong Island is and always will be the breeding grounds for the white trash jet set (read: monied, privileged). Jersey is the breeding grounds for middle class WT, which is more about steriods, thug posturing and unprotected sex than their upscale kin to the east. Since Jersey is crowded and classy, it must be pointed out that the true proving grounds for NJWT is the Jersey Shore. If Ultimate Fighting were co-ed, the ring was explanded to 15 miles of coastal property and having sex was just as viable an option as choking someone till they blacked out, then no one would go to the Jersey Shore because they would all be there. but it isn't, so the beach air is redolent with drakkar and the only sea breaze they will remember was the last one they drank.

The only reason I bring this up is because MTV is having True Life: I'm a Jersey Shore Girl on tonight and I am far too excited. On a personal note, I have a whole grip of family in New jersey and none of them grew up into the overly obnoxious, aggressive and socially unnacceptable type of person I am bound to see on the television tonight. I wish so bad they had.