Ladies Love Cool Jews!

I know LL Cool J only raps for the ladies now and is more interested in oiling his abs than hot shit lyrics, but I still think he's great. What seems like 10 million years in the game and still getting up in rap's ass, how many can say that. Big Daddy Kane and Kool Moe Dee are collecting social security and guv cheese while LL goes top ten again, so that's longevity. Like I said, now all he's about is telling girls how much he loves them and breaking them off till they foam at the mowf, but it pays the bills and keeps him in the game. I still remember when he could keep it grimey and hot (ex: 4,3,2,1, his verse on that was hot and canibus is still a bitch).

The new snoop/neptunes track...the neptunes could syncopate a fart and have vanilla ice (or brian austin green) spit absolute lead over it and the shit would go gold, at least. It blows my fucking mind.

PS-Xzibit should stick to pimping rides, because his new single might as well have dropped in 1999 it sounds that fresh. And quit trying to look so hard, we all know you love white suburbia.

PPS-The latest beastie boys is the hot fire they made asbestos for and that can't stop it from burning down the block. The coolest jews on the planet, I'm sure they had the flyest bar mitz's ever.